HMNY Total Garbage Stock- But May Be Cheap

HMNY is a total garbage stock – badly mismanaged with a botched strategy, horrible execution, and totally lame marketing and PR. They have a criminal like CEO who is both stupid and dishonest. They are regularly out foxed and out executed by competitors, and they make it seem impossible to find new productive partnerships.

Add to that that they execute so slowly for a startup you would think they were a 100 year old company.

And finally they have been shedding customers on purpose at a rapid rate. That part is only partly bad. The company was so f’d up they had to fire 1/3 of their customers to stay alive!

Add it all up and this stock is just total garbage and that is why the market pounded the stock to oblivion. I have never seen a bigger shit show for any stock- ever. Pets.com was better than these idiots. Sears was likely better- even into bankruptcy.

All that said – the salvage value of this heaping pile of shit is likely more than the measly $32-34 Million Market Cap range the stock is trading for today.

Rumors of acquisition have been floating. That makes sense. There is value here. Last reported the company had $65M left from its scammathon ATM offering, that now by the grace of god is over. It also slipped out that there are still 2.1 Million suckers still left paying for the almost impossible to use service.

Oh to be fair- I am still a member- and if I use it once a month it has value.

If you value the subs at $30 each (and that’s pretty cheap) that is $60 Million. Let’s say the cash is down to $30 Million left. They probably have at least $10 Million in accounts receivable. That’s $100 Million with zero goodwill and zero value for the tech, patents and TM’s.

A $100 Million buyout is peanuts for any real company. Hell you could just take the cash, milk the subs and give them even shittier service and skim more cash until they all finally quit. It would be worth more than $100 Million.

So yes- this total pile of horse pucky is undervalued as an acquisition target no doubt.

The issue is that this stinker is still run by an idiotic CEO who is a loser, a guy who wants to play in Hollywood with your money. His best asset was that he was able to befriend Mitch Lowe with promises of money to deliver his vision, which of course he could never deliver on. Subsequently, he ruined Mitch’s reputation and drove the entire ship straight into a toxic iceberg.

Will the stock go up from here? Depends on how addicted Ted is to his own crack. He is a big enough sociopath to screw up an acquisition with a poison pill. He does not want to leave his pretend Hollywood job to go back to peddling another loser penny stock. So expect him to continue being a total drag on the stock and a huge impediment to any possible deal. Nobody will want Ted to stick around post an acquisition, even Stupid Ted is smart enough to know that.

So it is no sure thing that any acquisition will happen, but with the price so cheap, and the RS possibly at risk, it could force Terrible Ted’s hand.

Is it worth loading up here? Probably not. Am I selling. No- I am waiting out the 5 years I promised in the past.